In the year 1938 BC (Before Chuck E Cheese), a young man in China created a sauce that was so delicious that he was destined for greatness. General Tso started using his sauce originally for his delicious (and happy) chicken dishes. It was so popular that soon he started using his sauce for beef, pork, and even fish. It worked out fine because he had a farm that could support all of his meals. He would set the cattle out into one section, followed the next by the chickens, followed next by the pigs, so that the soil was turned over and naturally fertilized by the animals. Leftover fertilizer from the animals was used for the peppers, onions, rice fields and the sugar used to make the special sauce. However, things changed. As General Tso's dishes became more and more popular, he started to get overwhelmed. So, he added some partners, but they were more concerned about the money than the quality. Every three months, they demanded that General Tso increase productivity, but concerned about losing customers, they wanted costs to stay low. Soon, General Tso added some workers from the Americas who they could pay less than local workers, and he increased production. Trees were cut down and a field each was dedicated to one product - sugar, rice, cows, pigs, chickens, etc. Unfortunately the soil didn't do well and the run off from the fields began to pollute the drinking water in the river, along with the fish. General Tso had to start giving the animals medicines to keep them from getting sick and also to fatten them up quicker to keep up with production. He added sugar and color to the drinks to enhance the flavor.
Some of the people in the local areas also started to change. They started getting heavier and more lethargic. Instead of walking to General Tso's kitchen, they took the oxcart and had the food brought out of General Tso's kitchen to them. Some even had it brought directly to their own homes. They started to grow intolerant of sugar, and the rate of internal diseases increased. The doctors started getting a whole new group of patients, and the medicine men became the wealthiest people in the village, besides General Tso of course.
At the same time as General Tso was having his "success," other village kitchens started doing the same. In order to keep competitive, the General began giving away toys to kids in order to get them to eat his food earlier in life, and of course bring in their parents. Kids started developing adult illnesses sooner in life, so it became more and more difficult for them to play their gamecubes. Fortunately, both General Tso and the medicine men were there to make fun slogans to entertain children.
One day, General Tso looked at his previously small kitchen, and he missed it. He didn't like the effect his kitchen and farm was having on his village and was saddened. But what about the money and his partners? So he decided to...